COURSE TO BECOME A PROSTITUTE

If you have ever been unemployed in Spain you will know there are a lot of training courses to help you get a job. Most of them are free, though regarding others you have to pay. I have been unemployed many times and have seen all kind of courses. For example: course to become a waiter, shop assistant or shoe repairer. Courses to learn how to sweep or wash the dishes. And the last time I was asked to attend a course called: “how to do a good job interview” . Of course I rejected it. Last day I was surfing the net reading different news and I got shocked that I read with. It was a Valencian newspaper called Las Provincias that I read about a course to become a prostitute. The add said:

“ Work right now. Course of professional prostitute “ .

The add also told that there were many facilities, the prize was low, discretion was high, and this school guaranteed getting a job after finishing such a course. In the course there was both theoretical and practical training. As far as theoretical training is concerned students had to study the history of this work, how it started, how it was carried out. Of course they had to study the kamasutra’s book memorizing every position because in the future they would be asked to perform any of them. After the theoretical part, it was time to prepare students for the practical part. There is a male teacher who would has sex with every student. What a exhausting job !!! I would rather be unemployed !!! 

They will do the teaching practice at various prostitute houses where they will have sex with their first customers. The number of classes is optional. Every class costs one hundred euros and this school provides all kind of materials. You know what I am talking about. There are six students who have already joined this course and this school continued to receive more applications.

You may be thinking this is a joke. You are wrong. This is true. And here is the link where you could read about it.

http://www.alertadigital.com/2012/05/09/ofrecen-cursos-en-valencia-para-ser-prostituta/

Are you thinking of becoming a prostitute? If you do, apply for an aplication in this amazing course. This is a job with great future and you will earn a lot of money. You will not pay taxes to government. Take this chance !!! I am being sarcastic of course. Some people don’t have qualms to get money and they are able to invent any business as long as making benefits. They take advantage of desperate people to take their money out. This is Spain. The country where all is possible. A country full of cheaters who will try to get money from you at any cost. Would you like to live here? Write your comment right here. You can see the news on this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlE2QFtEk88

SPANISH BANKS

There was a age that Spain was the eighth power in the world. Anyone could buy a car, a house, expensive clothes and enjoying Caribbean holidays every summer. Anyone could receive a loan or a mortgage from the bank. The banks’ strategy was clear. Making available money to all sort of people, even those who (banks knew) were not going to be able to pay back. Spanish banks lied them about conditions. Spanish banks promised them that they would be able to pay back without any problem. According to what they have just signed, if something wrong happened and were not able to continue to pay that loan, they would lose both the house that they were paying and the other house that they had set as a guarantee. And of course, this gullible people would also lose all the money they had paid until that time. It was a bright business. The situation now is quite different. Many Spanish people have lost neither their houses or their money. And Spanish banks own thousands of houses that cannot sell. The bright business was wrong for both parts. Spanish Banks such as a Bankia, Banca Civica or BBVA, among others, cheated people and now they are in debt. Who will help them to solve this serious situation? Spanish people of course. Europe is going to provide Spanish banks with eighty thousand millions euros to reorganise them. Every Spanish citizen will pay part of this debt with his taxes, which by the way will be higher. That is, those Spanish people who were cheated by Spanish banks, now will have to pay higher taxes to help the bank that cheated them. Some of them will not be able to assume this responsibility because they are living under the bridge or starving anywhere. In any case is sad every crisis is paid by the same people: usual people. This is right-wing politics. This is the only thing our current prime minister Mariano Rajoy has thought to beat this crisis. Helping powerful people with the help of poor people. I listened to the radio a nice news last day. Agressions to bank managers have risen in the last months. What is clear is this kind of despicable people deserve it. Maybe violence could be a solution. They will fear for their life and maybe they will not cheat anymore. If you have been cheated by any bank write your personal story on this blog. Thank you.   

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEBv8lHJQe4