STRIKING STORIES

Today I am going to talk about a striking story, which I heard on the radio yesterday. It was on a Spanish radio station called Europa F.M and the programme is named “Ponte a prueba” . This is the story:

Two young Spanish women decided to go on a holiday to the dominican Republic. As you know going on holidays to places such as the dominican Republic, Cuba or Brazil is the same as going to do what some people call “sexual tourism” . Despite that they didn’t recognise this, it was clear these women went there with this intention. Everything went smoothly since each of them got one strong-sexy and handsome Caribbean man. One of the women fell in love at once with her hunky man. The other one had a conversation with a Dominican woman who knew this man.

-        Your friend should not continue with that man.

-        Why? –she asked.

-        That man is mentally disturbed.

-        Why do you say that?

-        He is a zoophile. He will never love her cause he only feels attracted to animals.

When this woman told the issue to her friend, she didn’t believe it. She thought this Dominican woman was jealous, and she intended to steal this man from her. However, her friend found out this man lived on a farm and sometimes there were some dead hens on the ground. They had their anus tore up. Apparently they had been raped by this man. She also found out by asking people from the area, that he had been seen several times having sex with goats.

After a few days, “the woman in love” met her boyfriend and they had a sad conversation.

-        Honey, we have to talk. –said the Dominican man.

-        What happened? –she asked.

-        Our relationship must end. I am not in love with you. I never was actually.

-        Is there anyone? –she asked with tears in her eyes.

-        Yes there is.

-        Is she a person or an animal? –she asked.

He became serious and surprised at the same time. He realised she knew everything. He confessed all.

-        She is an animal. She is a sow actually. I am really in love with her. We started our relationship one year ago. I am sorry dear.

She felt awful, as she found out he never used a condom during intercourse. She said on the radio programme about the chance of having sucked his penis after it had been introduced into a sow's vagina. Very disgusting.

The holidays were over and these two women got back to Spain. The heart-broken woman knew she had to move on. She forgot this man and started a new relationship with an older man. He is 67, and she is 24. She was asked about why she is with him. Is he rich? She said, no. She was just in love with him. Ummm, hard to believe. What is clear is, this woman is also mentally disturbed.

What do you think about this story? Do you think it is true or made up? Do you know any zoophile friend? Send a comment and tell us. Bye !!!

If you wanna listen to more stories like this. Take a look on this radio programme website:

http://www.europafm.com/ponte-a-prueba/

WILLY TOLEDO

Hello everybody and happy new year. Today I am going to talk about a Spanish comedian called Willy Toledo. He is well-known for his work in TV series and theatre. Now he has just written a book called “Razones para la rebeldía” . He gave a really interesting lecture last week in Tenerife that criticized the Spanish system. He talked about Spanish health care and told many shocking things. He considers that Spanish law doesn’t work properly since rich people never are punished for wrongdoing. However, common people are severely punished by Spanish justice. He told the Spanish prisons have more than 70.000 inmates, much more than any other European jail. Interestingly, Spain is the second country in Europe where less offences are committed. Willy also told that there are thousands of people who are tortured each year in Spain. This system, as he tells, is dismantling public health care and education. As far as public health care is concerned, he told that after so many cuts in Spain, there are some hospitals where the cleaning service is so limited that the sick people coexist each other in nasty conditions. In mane cases, such conditions have been their main cause of dead. In other words, Spanish system is killing us little by little. He thinks this is not a democracy because our government has the control of media. This system tries to avoid demonstrations through severe violence carried out by the police on demonstrators, therefore this system doesn’t allow people to express themselves. Finally he told the Spanish king Mr. Juan Carlos has been chosen by one fascist and murderer dictator called Franco. He wished that Spanish people don’t let this fascist monarchy to be extended after his death.

“as he is very fat and drinks too much alcohol, I hope that he dyes very soon. Moreover there is a short time left and he will dye soon so let’s get ready for it”

I have to say that I am completely agree with Willy. This is not a democracy anymore. This system is ruining many Spanish people lives and it has become clear that this system has been designed for the sake of rich and powerful people. I began to read Willy’s book this week and I really recommend it to everyone. There are still, many people manipulated and cheated by the Spanish system and this book could help them open their eyes and see the cruel reality. I wish more people to become as brave as Willy Toledo and express themselves without fear and tell what they think. Thank you Willy.

PS: I also wish the death of this drunk, womaniser and thief king.

LONG LIVE THE REPUBLIC !!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUP3yeVVmxU

NEW YEAR'S EVE IN SPAIN

Once more people will get together to savour the last dinner of the year. Once more people will overeat expensive food even in spite of being filled up. An average Spanish New year’s eve dinner would be made up of king prawns, croquettes, hake, veal, lamb, asparagus, fish soup, and all kind of desserts such as rice pudding, custards, ice cream or fruit. There would be another typical food called “turron” or nougat candy as well as many other sweets. There will be expensive wines and champagne to drink a toast to the new year. There will also be silly traditions such as starting the new year with red clothes or eating twelve grapes during the twelve rings at midnight. People will go to parties at that time to have fun in several clubs where they will get drunk until the dawn. Such clubs charge very expensive tickets and serve adulterated drinks very expensive too. This people will spend an average of one hundred euros without counting the dinner. While they overeat and overdrink, there also will be people starving in Spain. People sleeping in cars or under the bridge. People ruined because of morgages that cannot pay anymore. Children who will not receive any present. There will be sick people who are not attended because of government cuts. Many people in Spain will hold New Year’s Eve differently. For those who will overeat and overdrink that day I would urge them to think about these people who are not so lucky of enjoying an abundant dinner in the last day of the year. If after thinking of them, they still celebrate New Year’s Eve this way, they would be proving being really bad persons, selfish and insensitive. Why can’t we eat the last dinner of the year like any other dinner? Why it cannot be a single dinner? Why do we must overeat? Maybe because we have been taught by the capitalist system to live Christmas this way. We have been taught to spend as much money as possible these days. We have not been taught to help unlucky people who are in need. We have been taught to be selfish and consumers. I don’t want to belong to this group. And I am not going to follow the capitalist system advices anymore. Actually I want to belong to the other group. The group of people who will starve that day. I will starve that day too through a voluntary abstinence. I will not party nor get drunk. I will not spend money in unnecessary gifts. This will be my way of paying homage to this unlucky group of people. Someone wants to join this group? Happy New Year !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRn1vIMeSx4

    

JOSE MOTA

I know you could accuse me of writing about sad things lately. It is not my fault. The situation in Spain is dramatic, so when talking about news, most of them are negative. That is why this time I am going to talk about something or rather someone funny. He is a well-known Spanish comedian called Jose Mota. He has worked as a comedian since 1985. He has conducted the New Year’s Eve specials TV shows for the last twelve years. All his programmes have achieved top-audience levels. He has made fun of Spanish politicians, bankers, football players, singers or movie stars. He is a great impersonator therefore as he imitates someone it looks like he is the celebrity itself. He also creates common characters. They are not celebrities but common people whom you could meet anywhere. Let’s talk about some of his characters. “La señora del visillo” is an old lady who lives in a village and she spies her neighbors in order to tell others personal things about them. “El tio de la vara” is a country bumpkin who secretly turns into an avenging man who hits with a stick anyone who involves in any sort of wrongdoing activity. “Facundo collado” is a security guard who deals with celebrities at his working place. He asks them for autographs and makes any negative comment about them at the same time so they get angry with him. “El cansino histórico” is focused on the Middle Ages. He is a vassal who runs into famous characters and urges them to have a drink together in a nearby bar but they refused. Then he gets angry with them and insults them with many funny words.

Jose Mota also has performed in Santiago Segura’s movies called “Torrente” as well as several plays. As a voiceover actor Jose Mota has dubbed many movies such as Shrek, Hellboy, or Monsters. He still works and is preparing the New Year’s Eve show of this year. All Spanish people are looking forward to watching it. All Spanish people have really laughed with his shows. Making laugh has never been an easy task. In this time that so many Spanish people cry or live worried,  Mr. Mota has been responsible for replacing sadness with laugh. How nice work !!! There are hundres of videos about Jose Mota’s shows on youtube. You just have to type his name. I have put up two links of some of his more funny sketchs. I hope you enjoy them. If you have ever seen any of his shows comment on this blog about what would be your favorite sketch. Thank you !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXr2P15kpew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWy5mHG8Y-M

EVICTIONS IN SPAIN

In this week that took place a major general strike where many people expressed their anger for the unfair economic situation that they are living, have happened many outstanding things worthy to tell on this blog. 

Since 2008 there have been 400.000 evictions in Spain, which means that Spanish banks nowadays own 400.000 households that they got through cheating Spanish people. According to “Caritas” ( a Spanish charity ) more than 30.000 people live in the street. Others live in cars, caravans or shacks. Others have been lucky and any friend or relative let them live at their own house. And there are others who threw in the towel and killed themselves. 

Since 2008 there have been each year more than 8.500 people who committed suicide in Spain. Of course, not all of them committed suicide because of the economic crisis but, for certain, many of them did. 

Today, I want to talk about some of these Spaniards who threw in the towel.  I want to tell about a security guard whose company owed him 10.000 euros but it didn’t pay him. Because of his debts he killed himself leaving two sons without a father. Or a young man who lost his job, then his wife asked him divorce and then bank took him his house out. He also committed suicide. In Valencia a man was going to be kicked out from his house and before police entered his house, he jumped over the window before kissing his son for the last time. Another man in Granada hanged himself because he was going to be evicted the day after. 

The last case took place in Barakaldo in northern Spain. Amaia Engaña had guaranteed her brother. He mortgaged his house and time after lost his job. Both brother and sister were going to be evicted from their respective houses. Amaia had a job as a civil servant. Her husband had a job too. They had a twenty-one years old son. Amaia concealed that she had guaranteed her brother from both her husband and son. Last week Amaia knew when police would ring her door to ask her to leave definitively her house. When they rang, she threw herself through window. 

After this last suicide Spanish governmentnt gathered to deal with evictions in Spain. Law has been slightly modified and now some families, only those who live the most serious situations will avoid eviction at least for a while. It has been necessary many people commit suicide so that government makes such a decision. Our martyr has been Amaia and that is why I have decided to put up a picture and a video of her. I hope anyone else commit suicide in the future. Citizens are not responsible for this crisis. Only banks and Spanish politicians. In any case, if someone has decided to commit suicide shortly my advise is this one:  kill a Spanish politician or banker first.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68M4_FOzI8o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpjhy0fIjbg

SPANISH DRIVERS

I am going to talk about Spanish drivers. The stadistic is shocking: more than five hundred pedestrians are killed by drivers each year in Spain. Between 2005 and 2010 there were 68.000 pedestrians knocked down; 3.300 were killed and 13.500 were seriously injured. Most of them were children and old people. In ninety percent of cases it took place in crosswalks or red lights, which means it was the driver’s faul. There are several reasons why so many pedestrians are killed in zebra crossings. 

Most cases take place in cities and the main causes are distractions, traffic offences and excess speed. I would say there is another reason. Recently I wrote about Spanish manners. This thing has to do with the way of driving in Spain. Drivers are always in a hurry and that is the most important thing for them. They don’t think about killing someone for driving so fast. They just think of getting their place as soon as possible. And they know Spanish law protect killers so if they run over someone there is only one thing they must do to avoid get into trouble. Phoning ambulance, acting (maybe crying or pretending an anxiety attack) and to say I am sorry. These three things are enough to avoid jail. He could lose his driving license for a few months and in some cases maybe he would have to pay a compensation for pedestrian or his family. That is why they drive recklessly. They are selfish and only think of themselves. It is the upbrinking that they received from their parents. Which would be the measures to avoid such accidents? In countries such as Switzerland, Germany or England drivers are much more respectful with pedestrains because of law. Drivers are severely punished if they commit any kind of traffic offence. They have to pay high compensations and even could go to prison. That is what Spain should do to solve this problem. Every driver who kills someone should go to prison for ever because despite maybe he didn’t do it on purpose, he has killed someone. A person’s life always should be punished with jail. If you live in Spain you will have high chance of being knocked down so be careful with drivers. I am going to give some advises just in case you are ever knocked down. Don’t argue with driver. Try to be calm down although it will be difficult. Try to get any witness and his/her phone number to be in touch. He or she will be key to win a possible future trial. Don’t trust insurance companies. They will always offer you the minimum compensation. Get a lawyer because probably you will win the trial and driver will have to pay your lawyer costs. Pretend you have developed depression. You will be able to ask another compensation for damages. Inform everybody about your accident including police in order to avoid future accidents. What would you have to do to avoid being knocked down? Don’t trust any driver in any crosswalk or red light. Don’t cross until driver has completely stopped. Don’t listen to music while walking. It could distract you. Try to use crosswalks with lights. They are the safer way of crossing roads. And write a blog or send your comment on this one telling your mind about this major problem or tell your own experience if you have ever been knocked down. We can solve this problem. Bye !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnSPHBjGlMk

FIGHT CONTINUES

There have been many demonstrations lately in Spain because of this major crisis. Both 11-M and 25-S movement have urged people to crowd cities streets to protest against so many cuts, so much high unemployment rate, evictions, banks, and above all, our incompetent Spanish politicians. Such politicians have the highest salaries in Europe and despite that they are unable to work efficiently. The only thing they know to do well is either stealing or wasting public money. Many young people were brutally hit by Police in these demonstrations. People asked them to show their identification number and they denied. These young people only wanted to show their anger because they are unemployed because of our incompetent politicians. They are worried because of the dark future that Spain is going to live. As they live in a democratic country, they thought that they would be allowed to demonstrate. But sadly they were wrong. The Spanish Right rules the country almost like Franco did in the past. This kind of demonstrations are harmful for Mariano Rajoy’s image and its politic party. That is why he decided to break up these demonstrations at any cost. In this case, it was through a great violence. His goal was to transmit fear so that no more young people gather in the street to protest against his policies. What is more, the next day he talked to the Media about such demonstrations. He said he was very happy for all those young people who didn’t attend the demonstrations. He said they were responsible Spaniards and he felt proud of them. What really happens is Mariano Rajoy screws this kind of demonstrations because they damage a lot his work as a Spanish prime minister. Merkel, Sarcozy and others European leaders probably will ask him for explanations. Now Catalonia is demanding independence as well as Basque Country. Rajoy has many problems to solve in Spain and one year after having won elections, he continues to be unable to solve them. I have never gone any of these demonstrations fearing being hit by police. After listening to Rajoy’s words I have decided to attend to every demonstration concerning economic crisis. I would urge you, my fellow reader, to do the same thing. If Mariano Rajoy is an incompetent we must embarrass him publicly in the street. I know it is more comfortable to lye down on the sofa, watching TV, or hanging out on the Internet but this way we will never solve our problems. So let’s take the risk of being hit by police. Let’s shout loudly in the street and let’s show our anger for the hard situation we are living. It is our right. It is our duty. It is our fight. I have put up a video about such demonstrations where you will be able to watch how this government takes care of silencing whom are considered for Mariano Rajoy’s voters as “troublemakers” .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnZ73r9uDG4&feature=fvsr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yvJggDGskI&feature=related